Thursday, September 30, 2010

Solution to a Heavenly Issue, Kashmir

Yesterday Rizwan resumed office in Gurgaon. As I had recruited the Kashmiri young man , i used to be more closer to him in discussing many issues. When I was in Delhi we used to discuss on many emerging topics and i too was much interested in discussing Kashmir. As he is from that land every discussion became an eye opener for me and the issue became more transparent to me. There may be n number of problems with Kashmir,POK or the Pakistan connection but the way he thinks makes all difference. He presents the common man's issue and expect a solution to that. He confers to various issues in Kashmir ; from heavy deployment of armed forces in Kashmir to the AFSPA and the general issue of Independence. What if a solution to the issue, we discussed it and got onto the following what to say..
  • Partial withdraw of armed forces from Kashmir
  • Removing AFSPA
  • Creating more employment opportunities
  • Focus on creation of employment opportunities in the valley.
  • And many more...

We have witnessed a pakistan,Bangladesh from India and the result is never been a good decision for the people or their culture. Hence to live & let live seems to be the right decision , what you say ???


Thursday, August 12, 2010

काम धंदा नहीं था तो भड़ास निकाल रहा था


आज एक कुत्ते ने एक आदमी को काटा पर वो आदमी ने तो कुत्ते को नहीं कटा शायद कुत्ते कोभूल लगता है इसलिए उसने कटा होगा पर भूक तो मुझे भी लगता है पर मे नहीं काट ता मे खाना खता हूँ जो मेरी बीवी बनाती है पर बीवी को तो मे बनता हूँ जब वो मुझसे नई वाशिंग मचिन के लिए बोलती है पर वो मुझे नहीं बनाती है बन ता तो हलवा भी है राज भवन मे पर राज भवन तो चेन्नई मे हैं अरे मे भी तो चेन्न्ने मे हूँ पर चेन्नई किधर है वो मुझे नहीं पता पता पूछने गया था किसी को तो उसने मुझे बहूत घुमाया था दिल्ली मे पर घुमाया तो मे बी था छोटे भाई को मर वो गुस्सा नहीं खुस हुआ था खुस तो मेंढक भी होता है पहली बारिश मे बारिश अभी होने वाली है क्या मे छाता नहीं लाया लाया तो मे खाने का डब्बा भी नही आज मोटी ने चुदाफ्री बनाया था नाश्ते मे मैंने आधा खाया था बाकि उसने खा लिया होगा सुभे से गुस्सा थी मुझपे पता नहीं किस लिएपर मे खुस हूँ काम कर कर के थक गया एक मेनेजर को गाली भी दी मन ही मन मे पर मन तो अछा फिल्म था मैंनेदो बार देखि है टीवी पे टीवी स्टैंड भी ले लिया मैंने नयावाला पर उसमे मेरा उपस भी है जो मैंने किश्तों मे लिया थामेरा किश्त तो अभी बाकि है बैंक मे बैंक मेनेजर को पटना पड़ेगा इसके लिए फ़ोन करता हूँ अभी...

काम धंदा नहीं था तो भड़ास निकाल रहा था॥ पढ़ के खुसी हुई तो कमेंट डाल के कलटी मारो...

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Small reason to a big smile


Intense tiredness was clearly visible on my face and I was looking for a seat in the 6.45 local from Nungambakkam. But to my tough luck grabbed me pushing me to the mid of the crowd. Like an ant who fights always with adverse conditions I too was trying my best. The man by my side was staring at me. i tried to find out why and found my leg on his ... which made me apologies and pulled back to line my back. The Tamil music in another man's earphone was loud enough and I took lil interest in listening the tune (as i don’t understand the language yet). Next station was kodambakkam and the moment it neared the man sitting in the seat by my side got up giving me the opportunity to put my back on it. And I don’t know what happened the whole compartment left except 2 to 3. The public who was standing settled themselves and the train started towards its one time destination, Tambram. The office returning evening crowd was tired like me and were interested in resting rather than sharing a word mouth. Everybody was intense and the daily issues which they face in their life was reflecting their situation. Suddenly an insect called Cricket flew in from the window and sat on my shoulder. The man in the front row noticed and pointed it & next i blew it by my hand and the poor fellow cricket was happy to find a seat on the face of a may in he front row & he by panicky & agony threw it to the next bay where it fall in the ground & finally found a way out. Everybody relaxed and a smile came on everybody's face. Was is the winning smile or the escaping smile that is none of anybody's concern. But it gave us a reason to smile for a while and get relaxed. By the time i was finished with the cricket's next course of action, my station was waiting to welcome me...

Small reason to a big smile

Intense tiredness was clearly visible on my face and I was looking for a seat in the 6.45 local from Nungambakkam. But to my tough luck grabbed me pushing me to the mid of the crowd. Like an ant who fights always with adverse conditions I too was trying my best. The man by my side was staring at me. i tried to find out why and found my leg on his ... which made me apologies and pulled back to line my back. The Tamil music in another man's earphone was loud enough and I took lil interest in listening the tune (as i don’t understand the language yet). Next station was kodambakkam and the moment it neared the man sitting in the seat by my side got up giving me the opportunity to put my back on it. And I don’t know what happened the whole compartment left except 2 to 3. The public who was standing settled themselves and the train started towards its one time destination, Tambram. The office returning evening crowd was tired like me and were interested in resting rather than sharing a word mouth. Everybody was intense and the daily issues which they face in their life was reflecting their situation. Suddenly an insect called Cricket flew in from the window and sat on my shoulder. The man in the front row noticed and pointed it & next i blew it by my hand and the poor fellow cricket was happy to find a seat on the face of a may in he front row & he by panicky & agony threw it to the next bay where it fall in the ground & finally found a way out. Everybody relaxed and a smile came on everybody's face. Was is the winning smile or the escaping smile that is none of anybody's concern. But it gave us a reason to smile for a while and get relaxed. By the time i was finished with the cricket's next course of action, my station was waiting to welcome me...

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

New version - Deewar

आमिर आदमी - आज मेरे पास १२ गाड़ी ,
५ बंगले ,
३ फार्म हाउस ,
२५ करोड़ नकद है ....
तुम्हारे पास क्या है
गरीब आदमी - मेरे पास बेटा है
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.जिसकी गर्ल फ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है ...

बाप v/s बेटा

बाप - शराब , जुआ , सिगरेट , लड़की ये सब तुम्हारी जान के दुश्मन है बेटे

बेटा - जो सकस अपने दुश्मनों से भाग जाये वो मर्द नहीं होता पापा