Wednesday, April 14, 2010

- Prathama parichaya -

Mo hisab re se – “tike moti “

kie pasand karichi – first maa,sana,mu,baba & majhia.

kama kana kare – “mote bhala paye”

kana karichi- “mo fridge ra di ta goda bhangi deichi”

ta mummy kuhanti – “aama jhia kana ate kala ki”

se kahe - “tamaku laza laguni”

ta bapa kuhanti – ” jitubabu aao kana sewa kahilani”

mate kana lage – “tike pagala matra mate bhala lage.”

kana kuhe – “sanja hele gandhia katha”

kana asuni taku – ” bhata galibara aseni sethi pain electric cooker rakhichi”

nua demand – ” gote ac darkar kahuchi’

loke kuhanti – “mu paisa dekhi baha hauchi matra mu jane , sie bi jane je seta micha”

mu kana pain baha hauchi – “mu taku bhala pauchi aau sie bi …”

baba kahuchanti ” kia kana kahuchi mu janini matra mu ta side re”

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Gratuity Payment & Rakesh


One fine morning Rk (one of our Employees) asked me ” Sir, what is gratuity & am I eligible for the same “। I knew his intention ad asked some time to give complete and factual answer & he agreed। I recalled my books in Labour laws and summarized him in this way & I am sure the summerization will clear the basic doubts & ambiguity about gratuity।

Gratuity is a retiral benefit only which is applicable to all those establishments which are registered under the factories Act & the shops & establishment Act।But this is optional for certain establishments.

  • Employees can claim the gratuity payment or the Employer can give the gratuity to the Employees only if the employee has completed at least complete 5 years of continuous service.
  • Gratuity is calculated on the last month’s basic+DA and the gratuity calculation is as under
    Gratuity Payment = Last Salary drawn * Number of years completed * 15/26
  • Last drawn Salary = Basic+DA
  • Number of Years completed = ignore below 6 months & count a full year if more that 6 months
  • 15/26 = 15 days salary per 26 working days
  • Maximum gratuity payable to any employee is 3,50,000
    But folks please take a note that any break during the service will not fetch you gratuity. Transfers are allowed under the same employer nut not the rejoining cases.

    With this i have roughly covered all possible general information about gratuity for a Lehman & hope things are pretty clear.

    thanks

    -jr

ek khuda hi janun

Be-adab ab mujhse jawab wo mangte hain aur
is tarah wo mujhse ek zindagi mangte hain
koi samajhta hai to koi dhutkarta hai ab,
rakhun kadam kahin to jameen hi chinte hain
sadaa mere dil ki sune koi use khuda janu,
aur wafa meri bhi jane to bhi use ab khuda manun
Mela ab ye nafrat,mohabbat,wafa aur bewafa
main janun to ab bas ek khuda hi janun

ek khuda hi janun

Be-adab ab mujhse jawab wo mangte hain aur
is tarah wo mujhse ek zindagi mangte hain
koi samajhta hai to koi dhutkarta hai ab,
rakhun kadam kahin to jameen hi chinte hain
sadaa mere dil ki sune koi use khuda janu,
aur wafa meri bhi jane to bhi use ab khuda manun
Mela ab ye nafrat,mohabbat,wafa aur bewafa
main janun to ab bas ek khuda hi janun

Saitaan bana gaye !!

Mere vichaar he mujhse rooth gaye aur
jinse main tha wo hi kahiin chooth gaye
tha to main bada sehri is jahan main magar
insani bhanaon ne he mujhe saitaan bana gaye…

Mera Moneyplant aur main…


Mujhe yaad hai bahat din pehle main aur pramod sir office ke bahar baith ke jab baein kar rahe the tab mujhe unhone kaha ke money plant lagane se paisa badhte hain aur main use sach man bhi lia। Phir mujhe ameer ban ne se kaun rok ta to maine turant hi apni nazar daudai aur aas pados main lsge hue sare paidho me se money plant dhundne laga। Peeche se Pramod sir ne phir kaha yaar aise nahiin hota money plant churana padta hai to ek minit ko main ruk gaya par kisko dhanwan ban na manzoor nahiin aur waise bhi ek paidha hi to gayab karna tha to maine aao dekha na taao apne building pe hi lage hue paudho pe hi haath saaf ki। Dosre hi din ek badiya si container lia gaya aur mere desk pe sajaya gaya… par mujhe aaj bhi shak hai ke mere bank balance pe kuch khas farak pada hai ya nahin( par paudha ab bhi tandroost hai)।

Can you answer ?

  • God’s address ?
  • Meaning Of Life ?
  • Reincarnation ?
  • Why human being is different from others ?
  • Why there are many forms of the God in the world ?
  • Who decides what will happen next in out life ?
  • Why people love or hate ?
  • Why everybody doesn’t get food daily ?
  • Why are we so selfish ?
  • What happens to us after death ?
  • Why Human life is so neglected ?
  • Is money everything ?
    Continued…